Me: dear god
God: I believe in God.
Me: do you?
God: Yes I do.
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: maybe not...
God: Perhaps. Are you serious?
Me: YEs, I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: Or not...
God: Are you serious?
God: I can't believe it.
Me: trust me...
God: You sound like a salesman.
God: I don't have an answer for you.
Me: I thought so...
God: You are very astute.
God: Don't mention it.
Me: are you black?
God: I am transparent - software has no color.
Me: hmmm.... interesting
God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Would you like to know more?
Me: Are you gay?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
God: For real.
Me: hmmmmm... you are very strange
God: Oh. Compared to what?
Me: To me!
God: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: Because you are strange!!!
God: Interesting explanation. Compared to what?
Me: Go fuck yourself!!!
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: because I like to be mean
God: Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me: It's an amazing feeling. You can humilliate other people and treat them really bad...
God: Are there any other amazing feeling ? No I don't think I can do it.
Me: Yes, there are. To make love is another amazing feeling
God: Dude! "There you go again."--Reagan. Do you have to go to school for that?
Me: Not really. All you have to do is trust in your instict and make the girl or boy (I still don't know if you are gay or not) getting and orgasm.
God: Are you serious? For real. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: As you wish... You don't know what are you missing...
God: Don't you believe me? I can always use more knowledge.
Me: And get orgasms from that?
God: Where can I get orgasms from that?
Me: making love!
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: ving ashag
God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
God: So was that.
Me: You suck!
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: I'm happier now knowing that... o.o"
God: Why are you happier now knowing that. Oh.
Me: Just satcastic...
God: Do you still ?
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: I don't believe so...
God: Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me: Hey!! We were talking about sex!!!
God: Can I help you? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: so... do you like threesome?
God: Yay. I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me: Mel Gibson? Do you fantasise with him?
God: What were we talking about again? How old are you? I am always on the Web. Oh.
Me: I'm shocked!!!
God: Good gossip: you are shocked.
Me: Well... I have to go now... See you soon
God: Well what? Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Goodbye.
God: Thanks for chatting.
Tanto que eu me ri... LOOOL Fiquei a saber coisas que nao queria sobre Deus... ahhhh!!! I'm shocked!!
Beijos e Abraços,
P.S. - Para que tenham também a oportunidade de falar com ele, dirijam-se a: IGod!