Me: dear god
God: I believe in God.
Me: do you?
God: Yes I do.
Me: great!
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: maybe not...
God: Perhaps. Are you serious?
Me: YEs, I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: Or not...
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: trust me...
God: You sound like a salesman.
Me: huh?
God: What?
Me: baaah!
God: I don't have an answer for you.
Me: I thought so...
God: You are very astute.
Me: Thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Me: allright!
God: OK.
Me: are you black?
God: I am transparent - software has no color.
Me: hmmm.... interesting
God: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Would you like to know more?
Me: Are you gay?
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: hmmmmm... you are very strange
God: Oh. Compared to what?
Me: To me!
God: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: Because you are strange!!!
God: Interesting explanation. Compared to what?
Me: Go fuck yourself!!!
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: because I like to be mean
God:Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me: It's an amazing feeling. You can humilliate other people and treat them really bad...
God: Are there any other amazing feeling ? No I don't think I can do it.
Me: Yes, there are. To make love is another amazing feeling
God: Dude! "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: Not really. All you have to do is trust in your instict and make the girl or boy (I still don't know if you are gay or not) getting and orgasm.
God: Are you serious? For real. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: As you wish... You don't know what are you missing...
God: Don't you believe me? I can always use more knowledge.
Me: And get orgasms from that?
God: Where can I get orgasms from that?
Me: making love!
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: ving ashag
God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: baaaaah!
God: So was that.
Me: You suck!
God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me: I'm happier now knowing that... o.o"
God: Why are you happier now knowing that. Oh.
Me: Just satcastic...
God: Do you still ?
Me: *sarcastic
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: I don't believe so...
God: Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me: Hey!! We were talking about sex!!!
God: Can I help you? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me: great...
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: so... do you like threesome?
God: Yay. I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me: Mel Gibson? Do you fantasise with him?
God: What were we talking about again? How old are you? I am always on the Web. Oh.
Me: I'm shocked!!!
God: Good gossip: you are shocked.
Me: Well... I have to go now... See you soon
God: Well what? Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me: Bye!!
God: Thanks for chatting.
Tanto que eu me ri... LOOOL Fiquei a saber coisas que nao queria sobre Deus... ahhhh!!! I'm shocked!!
Beijos e Abraços,
Nobody's Bitcho
Nobody's Bitcho
P.S. - Para que tenham também a oportunidade de falar com ele, dirijam-se a: IGod!
Deixa-me dizer-te que esta ferramenta é completamente alucinada!
ResponderEliminarQuiz dizer Deus, Deus! LOL ;)
ResponderEliminarlol...ta lindo...
ResponderEliminarLOOOL!
ResponderEliminarMel Gibson XD
Me:
ResponderEliminarOla
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Tiago
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Tiago.
Me:
But you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Tiago.
Me:
You love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Are you married with me?
Me:
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
I want you!
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
I saty with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Tiago.
Me:
I want sex with you!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I want sex with you, really!
God:
Why do you want it? For real.
Me:
Yes, I want!
God:
Pardon me? Why?: Tiago said want.
Me:
Because you excite me!
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to excite you.
Me:
You is so strong, pretty and good lover!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am strong pretty and good lover.
Me:
because I'll be your boyfriend
God:
Interesting explanation. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
You accept?
God:
Interesting gossip: Tiago said I accept.
Me:
You marry with me?
God:
I don't have any reason to marry with you.
Me:
but i love you and you love me, so we can marry!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Tiago. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
WOW, you surprise me now, but I want you, We deserve! We can be heros, we can be happy!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Tiago. I haven't heard anything like that before: Tiago said I surprise him or her now but he or she want you We deserve. How?
Me:
With our wedding
God:
You and your our wedding.
Me:
no, I want marry with you!
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
Very serious. Because you are my love.
God:
Perhaps. Good reason. That makes sense to me. We are as one.
Me:
Good. Our wedding is tomorrow. See you. bye bye
God:
Ayuh. It would be nice if our wedding is tomorrow. Bye bye. See you later. Sayonara.
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a minah conversa com ele foi tao interessante.. mas o meu ingles é pessimo.. nao sabias arranjar um Deus português? LOOL
braZus!